Coronavirus humor

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Frustrated Dog Has No Time To Jerk Off Now That Owner Home All Day CHICAGO—Feeling upset that he has been unable to get a single moment of privacy over the past week, local dog Muffin expressed frustration Wednesday over having no time to jerk off because his owner has been staying home all day…

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