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Scrum Master Jar Jar
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Scrum is all about the project management, not the software.
https://techbeacon.com/app-dev-testing/why-scrum-sucks
I can’t take this Agile crap any longer. It’s lunacy. It has all the hall marks of a religion. A lot of literature, a lot of disciples, hoards of money grabbing snake oil selling evangelists, and no evidence at all that it works. In fact, as far as I can see, there’s more evidence that it doesn’t work.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5406384
Programming, Motherfucker
http://programming-motherfucker.com sayeth:
| They Claim To Value | They Really Value | We Fucking Do |
|---|---|---|
| Individuals and interactions | Tons of billable hours | Programming, Motherfucker |
| Working software | Tons of pointless tests | Programming, Motherfucker |
| Customer collaboration | Bleeding clients dry | Programming, Motherfucker |
| Responding to change | Instability and plausible deniability | Programming, Motherfucker |
We think the shit on the left, is really just the con in the middle, and that we really need to just do the thing on the right…Programming, Motherfucker.
Signed,
Zed A. Shaw
And The Programming Motherfuckers