“If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says “Here, iron this!”
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces…
I’ve been clean for 47 days now…
It’s weird showering every day but at least I have the heroin to get through it.
If someone refuses to sleep during nap time…
They are guilty of resisting a rest.
Liz Cheney will agree to dismantle the January 6 Commission under one condition
She will dismantle the Jan 6 commission under 1 condition: that condition is if Donald Trump can go on a hunting trip with her Dad.
Why did the Mormon cross the road?
To get to the other bride.